Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Bad Dog: A Photo Essay, by Baci

Hi, I'm Baci.

I don't like being left alone. I especially hate it when Mommy takes the Hairless Puppies to their yard to play baseball without me. I can hear them, and sometimes see them, but I can't get to them because Mommy put a collar on me that goes BEEPZzzzzzz when I jump over the fence of my doggy yard. So, I bark at them and cry so the whole neighborhood knows that I have been Abandoned. I wait to be rescued. When that doesn't happen, I look for Things To Do.


Yesterday, there weren't any crumbs under here, so I went searching for Real Food. After all, if I'm Abandoned, I will have to feed myself. I found This in Patrick's backpack:


It was good!


I got all the Good Stuff out! When I finished, I heard Mommy coming.


I went and got my new lunchbox to show her how much I ate!


She said Bad Dog.


Darn it, I knew I should have just eaten the whole thing.
The End.

10 comments:

Shelly Overlook said...

Hilarious! Our dog Sam is Baci's kindred soul!

creative kerfuffle said...

awe--baci such a good typist! reminds me of one of the boy's books--dear mrs. larue (written from the dog's point of view) too funny! plus, i like the sign on the green chair : )

Kristi said...

Baci reminds me of my dog, Maverick. Maverick likes to eat my shoes, but only the left one in the pair. Never the right one.

AndreAnna said...

Oh, I miss having a dog. Even with the destroyed crap,

Kelsey said...

There was a time when walking into a room where our dog had been alone was like walking into a crime scene! I'm so glad he isn't (usually) like that anymore. We've also gotten smarter about what we leave sitting around.

Sorry about the lunch box casualty - was anyone upset?

Not Your Aunt Bea said...

Ha! That's funny (now, right but not in the moment). She's a smart one.

d e v a n said...

bwahahahaha!!!

Stimey said...

Oh, Baci. How could you?

Erin said...

This is SO FUNNY. That dog is beautiful, if bad.

Melissa said...

So darn cute! Awww ... I miss my doggies.