Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Winners and Losers

OK, y'all. To be a winner,

...look like this:


To be a loser, look like this:

aka, my favorite two pairs of shoes.

or, this:

oh, bathmat, we will be flailing without you

Winners are full of pride:

look, ma, no hands!

...while losers are left empty inside

uh-oh, looks like somebody's gonna be pooping bubblegum turds!

Winners do NOT look like this:

I thought only lizards were supposed to shed their tails. Not toy raccoons.

Winners, though, are sometimes also losers -

I've been a bad, bad girl. Also, I just blew a bubble out my behind.

10 comments:

Kristi said...

First - I love that circle rug. So cute!

Second - When my dog was a puppy, I lost my entire shoe collection in one afternoon.

Good thing Delilah is so cute!

d e v a n said...

hahahaha!
She is adorable. Little stinker!

Shelly Overlook said...

And that is precisely why puppies are so damn cute.

Chantal said...

NOT THE SHOES!!!! AHHHHHH

Hotch Potchery said...

PLEASE please please keep posting stories of all the crap your precious puppy destroys.

I have been eyeing puppies, and I DO.NOT.NEED the destruction.

clueless but hopeful mama said...

Love the circle rug AND the shoes!!

Thanks for posting this! Great giggles for naptime!

Not Your Aunt Bea said...

Oh Delilah! Thank goodness you are so incredibly cute because you are incredibly terrible sometimes. As a girl you would think she would know the value of your favorite pair of shoes!

Stimey said...

That dog is so damn cute. So really, really cute. And I think she is really lucky that she is so cute, because otherwise, I think she would have to live outside—where there are no shoes.

littlebear said...

Oh I want to kiss that little nose! I love black labs! (Yeah, despite the chewing, and the running, and the jumping... they're just so SWEET! MOst of the time!)

creative kerfuffle said...

hey there delilah...ok, i don't the rest of the words but i love the name, love how cute she is (and the cirlce rug is cool too). i think puppies and babies are soooo damn cute because they are soooo much work : )